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March 2nd, 2010 at 4:57 pm

Payton Manning – 03/02/10

From: I’m definitely not related to Parker

Message: Does Payton Manning seem kind of gay? I mean, he’s an NFL legend in the making, yet there are never stories about him chasing random poon, knocking up random skanks, or any hi-jinks, in general.

A: Mr. Manning is actually not hetero or homo sexual. He is asexual which means he spends alot of time in the shower by himself after the games. This allows him more freedom to shoot more commercials for his endorsement deals. Eli on the other hand was spotted with Tiger Woods at a Vegas party so read into that what you will.

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