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Website – 03/16/10
March 16th, 2010 at 10:23 am » Comments (0)
Message: I am not happy with the slow response time from this website. Please advise. Dear Steve, if i could walk and wasn't all jacked up on morphine i'd kick your ...more »Justin Timberlake – 03/12/10
March 12th, 2010 at 2:12 pm » Comments (0)
From: Gene Furleman Message: HI BRO DO YOU KNOW WHEN WELL HAVE A NEW RECORD FROM JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE AND WHO MIGHT BE APPEARING ON IT WITH HIM. MAYBE JUSTIN BIEBER? A: Justin ...more »Twitter – 03/04/10
March 4th, 2010 at 2:28 pm » Comments (0)
From: AJ Message: Parker, Why do you never update your twitter page? It seems to me that a voluptuous mind such as yours would have ample tidbits in which to tweet about. Now I know ...more »Who is – 03/04/10
March 4th, 2010 at 2:27 pm » Comments (0)
From: Jason's Neighbor Message: Who exactly is this 'Parker' person!?! A: He is one of my many split personalities. Cheers to you. more »Trains and Clowns – 03/04/10
March 4th, 2010 at 2:26 pm » Comments (0)
From: Kyla Weaver @ RLSE Message: How do I get ahold of the train guy in IL? and what is the clown lady's name in Jackson? A: There is this website that's really new and ...more »Moving Tiger – 03/04/10
March 4th, 2010 at 2:25 pm » Comments (0)
From: Gene Furleman Message: DO YOU THINK TIGER WOODS SHOULD GET THE HECK OUT OF DODGE IN FLORIDA AND MOVE TO SWEDEN TO MAKE GOOD WITH HIS WIFE AND FATHER IN-LAW? AND OTHER FAMILY ...more »Miley Cyrus – 03/04/10
March 4th, 2010 at 2:23 pm » Comments (0)
From: Gene Furleman Message: HEY BRO, DO YOU THINK IT'S REALLY WEIRD THAT MILEY CYRUS AND BRETT MICHAELS DID A DUET TOGETHER? A: Gene, someday soon Chris Hansen from NBC's "To Catch ...more »Big Words – 03/02/10
March 2nd, 2010 at 4:58 pm » Comments (0)
From: Thom Catt Message: Ok, so no big words. I'll type slowly so you can keep up. Some people are educated beyond their abilities, you do not have that problem. BTW you missed beer ...more »Where’s Dave – 02/24/10
February 24th, 2010 at 9:20 am » Comments (0)
From: Megan Mahoney Message: Where's Dave? A: Dear Mahoney, the more important question is "what is Dave"? I think he headed to the Jersey Shore for some fist pumping party action after he does ...more »Flowers, Stars, and more Poetry – 02/24/10
February 24th, 2010 at 9:19 am » Comments (0)
From: Thom Catt Message: For what do we hold dear? Can a tulip be anything but a mere flower? If a butterfly began as a worm, can man emerge as something beautiful? How many ...more »Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan – 02/24/10
February 24th, 2010 at 9:16 am » Comments (1)
From: Gene Furleman Message: WHY THE HECK IS JESSICA SIMPSON DATING BILLY CORGAN? A: Because Billy is trying out for the St. Louis Rams and Jessica Simpson's Dad is a big fan of Smashing Pumpkins. ...more »Parker talking to Parker – 2/23/10
February 23rd, 2010 at 9:12 am » Comments (0)
Q: How long before you think I lose interest in this and stop updating? A: Dear Parker, since you love talking to yourself this is just another pathetic attempt to do so. ...more »Obama Supporter – 2/21/10
February 21st, 2010 at 8:59 pm » Comments (0)
Q: Is it true that you are a secret obama supporter and you show disdain for you neighbor who is a bonafied ultra conservative and who holds memberships in several militia groups ...more »-
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